I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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