really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
where are my eyebrows?
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