Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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