we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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