she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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