i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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