recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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