Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
