just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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