So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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