WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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