it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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