Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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