"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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