Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I had to cum in my sink.
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