If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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