the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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