If i come over, it means nothing
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This is the high leading the old right now
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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