pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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