DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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