"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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