Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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