My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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