You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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