thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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