Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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