school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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