You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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