We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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