ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
there was a trapeze. enough said
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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