Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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