its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
honey bunches of taint.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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