So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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