piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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