Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
oh god was she eating orange peels again
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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