Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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