I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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