it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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