i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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