Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
