Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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