Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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