nut hugger
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Someone came in the potted fern
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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