That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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