I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
what if I'm pregnant?
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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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