Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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