You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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