So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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