i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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