If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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