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what?
penguin condom
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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