i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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