You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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