id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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