No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Girls should come with a carfax report
vagina is talking i cant
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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