Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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